I peer at these tall things with legs and mouths
who appear just like me with the exception
that they use words beyond my comprehension.
Aunt Pink pinches my cheeks. I despise that:
“Cat got your tongue,” she muses. “He’s adorable
Nell.” I thought her name was Mommy.
And no kitty has stolen my tongue. I am confident
that I would notice should I cough up a fur ball.
And Fluffy would want her hair returned
to her sleek, velvety coat.
Why do these people, they call them adults,
mutter the most peculiar, flimsy fragments?
I cannot speak for myself, defend my position,
as I only know “Mommy” and “Dada.”
I see my mother’s lips moving when suddenly she declares,
“Well, I told Doreen, there’s no use crying over spilt
milk . It’s only a dirt stain. It should rinse
from the garment, don’t you think?”
When I turn my bottle over, all panic occurs,
like all went straight to Hell in a hand basket.
So this “stain” must be pretty serious. I would harrow
for hours on end. And what’s this about a hand
basket, and why send it down to an eternity
of fire and brimstone, I peruse in my two year old
inner voice. See, I can understand perfectly;
I just do not possess the required vocabulary
yet to present my case.
Aunt Pink, or Purple, I forget then professes the clincher:
“Well, that’s the way the cookie crumbles.”
At that point I clinch and wail. Because I desperately desire
a chocolate chip wafer from the precious, magic jar
on the Formica counter top, the special one
where all good boys and girls receive a treat
for being on their best behavior for displaying
the most superlative manners, and I have not uttered
a single word up to this point, even if these “people”
are talking in the oddest colloquialisms.
I am certain that I have blown a sumptuous dessert,
when all of a sudden in front of me, a big bowl -
to me that is - of vanilla ice cream is placed
before my greedy hands.
“All good babies go to Heaven,” I hear her sigh, followed
by large toothy smiles and appreciative grins.
Everyone seems so happy.
Once more I do not follow, and am left on the outside looking in,
left in the dark, where monsters lurk and creepy men
hide beneath children’s beds. I screech once more,
not aspiring to go to this Heaven place;
instead I want Papa to clutch me in his big, strong arms
cooing, “there, there. Nothing is going to scare my little boy”,
as I embark upon trusting that growing up to be similar
these goofs might be just cause for returning to the womb,
where it is safe, a haven against the darkness;
from where I an perched, it is blatant that the blind
are leading the blind, and if that is the score
then I am better somewhere else, anywhere but here,
where nothing can possibly harm me.
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